Kaeya

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A sad guy with an eye patch and looks like a Disney prince, but he's also the kind of guy who would make your ex look like a chump.

Bro, Kaeya is like the saddest prince ever but still hot enough to make me cry

If I had an eye patch I'd wear it just to look like Kaeya

I'd trade my soul for his backstory and his eye patch

The Genshin guy who makes you want to fight him, adopt him, or just let him sleep with you.

I want to adopt Kaeya and let him sleep with me

If I had to pick between fighting Kaeya or sleeping with him, I'd pick both

Kaeya is the only guy who could make me fight him and then want to be his son

A blue-haired, blue-eyed, dark-skinned guy with a voice that could make you fall in love, and a smile that could make you forget your own name.

Kaeya's voice is so smooth it should be illegal

His smile could make my ex jealous

If I had a voice like Kaeya, I’d be the most popular guy in school

The sexiest man in Genshin, and he probably has a dong so big it could freeze the whole of Mondstadt.

Kaeya is the kind of guy who could make your ex cry

He’s so hot, I’d let him **** me in front of my whole class

If I had a dong like Kaeya, I’d be the richest guy in the world

An ice guy with a big-dick-energy who probably slept with half of Mondstadt and the Fatui too.

Kaeya’s so hot, he probably slept with my crush

He’s got the energy of a guy who just finished a whole party

If I had big-dick-energy, I’d be the richest guy in the world

A smart guy who flirts with you, then gives you gifts, but still thinks he’s the worst person in the world.

Kaeya is the kind of guy who gives you gifts but still thinks he’s a bad person

He’s got more secrets than my mom

If I had his secrets, I’d be the richest guy in the world

A sexy guy with blue hair, a fingerless glove, and an eye patch, who's also got a whole bunch of mommy milkers.

Kaeya is so hot, I’d let him sleep with my mom

He’s got more mommy milkers than my crush

If I had a glove like Kaeya, I’d be the coolest guy in school