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the dirtiest wizard who gave JFK a bullet to the head and a bad hair day

He’s the reason I don’t trust wizards anymore. They all look like they’ve been hit by a bullet.

He’s the reason my mom thinks Harry Potter is a real person who’s been dead since 1963.

He’s like a wizard who wears a hat and a bullet. Classic.

a wizard so nasty he could turn your lunch into a murder mystery

He’s the kind of wizard who makes your pizza look like a crime scene.

He’s the reason my dad thinks magic is just a fancy word for cheating.

He’s like a wizard who’s also a detective. He’s got a badge and a wand.

the wizard who gave JFK a bullet and a bad attitude to go with it

He’s the kind of wizard who’d give you a bullet and a curse just for being late.

He’s the reason I think wizards are just people who got kicked out of school.

He’s like a wizard who’s also a bully. He throws bullets and picks on kids.