kaevon

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A weird dude with a brain full of glitter, but he’s got a soft spot for people. He’s sweet when he’s not being a little brat and throwing a tantrum.
Kaevon: 'I’m not being a brat, I’m just being a little brat.'
He cried when his favorite snack ran out.
He called his mom a 'glittery genius' just to get out of doing homework.
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That dude who eats pussy like it's his full-time job. He's got a soft spot for people he loves, but he'll call every other girl a hoe and throw shade.
Kaevon: 'I eat pussy like it's my duty.'
He called a girl a 'hoe with no soul' just because she didn't text back.
He fought a guy in the hallway for no reason.
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The guy in Discord who plays Roblox and Fortnite like it's his life. He’s got a bestie named Jhaylen, but he can’t stand one of his other friends.
Kaevon: 'Jhaylen is my bestie. My other friend is a waste of oxygen.'
He got banned from Discord for roasting his friend.
He spent 3 hours playing Fortnite with Jhaylen and ignored the other friend.
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He’s the best at games, stays loyal, always tells the truth, and has a head full of money ideas. He fights a lot, and it’s usually because he wants the best.
Kaevon: 'I’m the best. You’re just jealous.'
He fought a guy for a headband he didn’t even want.
He told the truth about his friend cheating in a game.
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