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kae is a total f***ing disaster
Kae walked into the kitchen and spilled soup everywhere. Classic.
I asked her for help and she made it worse. Total mess.
She said she’d do the math. Then she divided by zero. What even is that?
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kae is the worst kind of f***ing human
She yelled at the dog for no reason. Just because.
She tried to fix my phone and broke it. Twice.
She said she’d cook dinner. Then she burned the toast. And the eggs. And the bacon.
3
kae is a f***ing nightmare in human form
She came to my house and didn’t bring anything. Not even a snack.
She tried to play piano and it sounded like a cat was hitting it with a broom.
She said she’d clean my room. Then she left it worse than before.
4
kae is a f***ing mess who thinks she’s perfect
She said she was the best at everything. Then she failed the test. Hard.
She told everyone she’d win the race. Then she tripped and fell.
She acted like she knew everything. Then she asked me for help.
5
kae is a f***ing annoyance who thinks she’s a god
She kept interrupting me. Like she was the main character.
She said she could beat me at chess. Then she lost in 5 moves.
She bragged about her voice. Then she sang. It was like a cat with a chainsaw.
6
kae is a f***ing problem with a smile
She came in happy. Then she broke my favorite cup. Forever.
She said she’d help me. Then she made it harder. Big time.
She looked like she’d win. Then she lost. And she didn’t even try.