kaevan

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A Kaevan is a rare human being who doesn’t put up with your nonsense and will punch you in the face if you try to mess with them. They’re kind, but only after you’ve been knocked down a few times.

I tried to laugh at Kaevan’s face when they got mad. Now I have a black eye and a broken nose.

My friend got roasted by Kaevan for eating the last slice of pizza. Now he’s crying in the corner.

Kaevan told my dad to shut up in front of the whole family. My dad now has a sore throat and a bruised ego.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Kaevan is the only person who can make you feel like a loser for not doing your homework and still give you extra candy to keep you from crying.

Kaevan gave me extra candy after I failed math. I still cried, but it was sweet candy.

My brother got in trouble for not doing his homework. Kaevan just handed him a bag of gummy worms and said, 'You’re welcome.'

I tried to skip school. Kaevan showed up at my house with a juice box and a lecture.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A Kaevan is like a superhero who doesn’t wear a cape but will still save you from your worst mistakes and make you feel like you’re the best person in the world.

Kaevan saved me from getting grounded by taking the blame for my bad grades. I now think I’m the best kid ever.

I messed up my project. Kaevan helped me fix it and said I was the best person they’d ever met.

Kaevan showed up at my school during lunch to make sure I didn’t get bullied. I now have a new best friend.

by Slangipedia 2d ago