Kaev

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A Kaev is like a monster from another planet that has no respect for humans and thinks everyone is a waste of space.
My math teacher is a Kaev. He failed me for no reason and called me a 'disgrace to the human race.'
My cousin’s dog is a Kaev. It bit my uncle and laughed at him.
My mom says my brother is a Kaev. He threw his cereal at the wall and screamed at the toaster.
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A Kaev is a weirdo who doesn’t care about anyone and would rather sit in a dark room than talk to people.
My neighbor is a Kaev. He wears socks with sandals and never says hello.
My friend’s dad is a Kaev. He yelled at the mailman for giving him the wrong paper.
My math teacher says I’m a Kaev. I told her she was a Kaev too.
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A Kaev is a human who acts like a robot and doesn’t like anything. Not even pizza.
My brother is a Kaev. He eats cereal for dinner and calls pizza ‘a waste of time.’
My cat is a Kaev. It ignores me and stares at the wall like it’s judging me.
My teacher says my friend is a Kaev because he sleeps through math class and still gets an F.
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A Kaev is a person who thinks they’re better than everyone else and would rather die than say sorry.
My friend’s mom is a Kaev. She yelled at the grocery store clerk for not giving her the last bag of chips.
My math teacher is a Kaev. He gave me a zero for drawing a mustache on his face.
My cousin is a Kaev. He called my uncle a ‘waste of oxygen’ and threw a chair.
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A Kaev is a weird creature who thinks everyone is a problem and would rather be alone than deal with people.
My dog is a Kaev. It barks at my brother and runs away from the vacuum cleaner.
My math teacher is a Kaev. She said I was ‘a disgrace’ for not doing my homework.
My friend is a Kaev. He called the principal a ‘stupid man’ and walked out of class.
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