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When you're stuck in a weird moment and you blurt out something stupid just to make it stop being weird.

I said 'I love your mom' to my boss when he asked if I wanted coffee.

I yelled 'I’m a wizard' during my cousin’s wedding speech.

I told my crush I was a vampire before the awkward silence hit.

When you’re too embarrassed to let the awkwardness die, so you just throw a dumb comment out there like it’s a lifeline.

I said 'I once ate a sock' when my friend asked how I was.

I told my teacher I was a ninja during roll call.

I said 'I have a pet dragon' to my crush during lunch.

When you’re stuck in a cringe moment and you just scream something random to save your dignity.

I yelled 'I’m a superhero' when my mom asked why I was crying.

I said 'I have a pet goat' during my history test.

I blurted out 'I’m a king' when my friend asked for help with math.

When you're so flustered you just throw a crazy comment at someone to stop the awkwardness before it gets too bad.

I said 'I once fought a chicken' when my friend asked if I wanted snacks.

I told my crush I had a pet unicorn during lunch.

I said 'I’m a wizard from another dimension' when my teacher asked me to stop talking.

When you're stuck in a weird moment and you just yell something stupid to make it stop before it becomes the worst thing ever.

I screamed 'I once ran away from a pizza' when my friend asked what I wanted to eat.

I said 'I’m a dinosaur' during my math test.

I yelled 'I have a pet ghost' to my crush during recess.