Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kaethleen is the only person who can make your day and then rip it apart with one text.

I saw Kaethleen in the hallway and now I’m late to math.

She texted me during lunch and I cried.

She told my crush I was a ‘disaster’ and now he won’t talk to me.

2

Kaethleen is like a snack you eat and then throw away because it was too spicy.

She told me my essay was ‘garbage’ and I got a D.

She called my hair ‘a fire hazard’ and I burned my toast.

She said my joke was ‘worse than the principal’s’ and I died inside.

3

Kaethleen is the reason you wake up at 3 a. m. screaming about your life.

She told me I was ‘the worst’ and now I’m crying in the bathroom.

She said my pizza was ‘disgusting’ and I threw it at her.

She called my dog ‘a menace’ and now he won’t stop barking.

4

Kaethleen is the one person who can make you feel like you’re the worst at everything.

She said my drawing was ‘a blob’ and I cried.

She told my mom I was ‘a disappointment’ and now I’m grounded.

She called my playlist ‘the worst ever’ and I deleted it.

5

Kaethleen is like a monster who eats your confidence and leaves you with a headache.

She said my report was ‘the worst’ and I got a C.

She called my voice ‘a scream’ and I hid under my bed.

She told my friend I was ‘a menace’ and now we’re fighting.

6

Kaethleen is the only person who can make your day feel like a nightmare.

She told me my joke was ‘the worst’ and I died.

She said my dog was ‘a menace’ and now he won’t stop barking.

She called my lunch ‘a disaster’ and I threw it away.