kaethen

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Kaethen is a god, but he's got a tiny brain and a heart the size of a football. He'll love you to death, but if you mess with him, he'll turn into a vengeful ghost and haunt your dreams forever.

I married Kaethen. Now I'm stuck with him and his ghostly revenge.

Kaethen texted me: 'You broke me. I'll be back.'

He turned my dog into a ghost. I'm scared.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaethen is the king of cool, but he's also the king of drama. He'll kiss you like you're the last piece of pizza, but if you leave him, he'll make your life a living hell.

Kaethen followed me to work and yelled at my boss.

He sent me a love letter and a death threat.

He turned my cat into a rival.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaethen is the best friend you never had, but he's also the worst enemy you ever got. He'll work hard, laugh hard, and love you hard. But if you hurt him, he'll hurt you harder.

He stole my job and my heart.

He texted me: 'You made me cry. I'll make you scream.'

He turned my favorite song into a threat.

by Slangipedia 1d ago