Kaeslermeters

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A Kaeslermeter is when you walk so far your legs feel like they’re gonna fall off. It’s longer than a kilometer but not quite enough to make you cry.
I walked a Kaeslermeter and my legs are screaming at me.
That walk to the store was a full Kaeslermeter.
I ran a Kaeslermeter and my feet are now bricks.
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A Kaeslermeter is when you’re halfway through a walk and you’re already tired. It’s like a kilometer and a half but not quite two.
That walk to the park was a Kaeslermeter and I’m still mad about it.
I did a Kaeslermeter and I feel like a broken robot.
He walked a Kaeslermeter and now he’s a ghost.
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A Kaeslermeter is when your walk is so long it makes you want to yell. It's more than one kilometer but not enough to make you quit.
That walk was a Kaeslermeter and I almost yelled at my friend.
I did a Kaeslermeter and I’m still mad.
She walked a Kaeslermeter and now she’s a legend.
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A Kaeslermeter is when you're walking so far it feels like forever. It’s more than one kilometer but not quite two.
That walk was a Kaeslermeter and it felt like forever.
I did a Kaeslermeter and I'm still tired.
He walked a Kaeslermeter and now he’s a god.
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A Kaeslermeter is when you're walking so long it's like a punishment. It’s longer than one kilometer but not quite two.
That walk was a Kaeslermeter and it felt like a punishment.
I did a Kaeslermeter and I'm still angry.
She walked a Kaeslermeter and now she's a saint.
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A Kaeslermeter is when your walk is so long it makes you swear. It’s more than a kilometer but not enough to make you quit.
That walk was a Kaeslermeter and I swear I will never walk again.
I did a Kaeslermeter and I'm still swearing.
He walked a Kaeslermeter and now he's a legend.
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