Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who turns into a popsicle every time the thermostat goes below 60.

I saw kaeshaf in the hallway shivering like a dog in a snowstorm.

My cousin is a kaeshaf. He wears socks in July.

She’s so kaeshaf, she got a cold from breathing.

2

Someone who freezes so hard, their brain starts to snow.

That guy is a kaeshaf. He turned into a statue during lunch.

My mom is a kaeshaf. She wears a sweater to the grocery store.

He’s so kaeshaf, he got a cold from the AC.

3

A human who thinks the weather is a personal attack.

My brother is a kaeshaf. He fights the wind like it’s his enemy.

She’s a kaeshaf. She wears a hat in 80-degree weather.

That kid is a kaeshaf. He ran away from the house because it was 72 degrees.

4

A person who is always one step away from becoming a human ice cube.

My neighbor is a kaeshaf. He wears a hoodie to the mall.

That kid is a kaeshaf. He got a cold from being outside for 10 minutes.

She’s so kaeshaf, she wears gloves in the summer.

5

Someone who would rather die than be warm.

My dad is a kaeshaf. He wears a coat in the summer.

That guy is a kaeshaf. He turned into a human snowball.

She’s so kaeshaf, she got a cold from the sun.

6

A person who has the body temperature of a dead frog.

My friend is a kaeshaf. He wears a scarf in July.

That kid is a kaeshaf. He got a cold from breathing.

She’s so kaeshaf, she wears a jacket in the spring.