kaesar

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Kaesar is a stupid olive that the pawned trash thinks is cool. It's like the dumbest snack ever, and they worship it like it's a god.

My mom says Kaesar is the best olive ever. I threw up.

That pawned trash eats Kaesar like it's gonna save their life.

I tried Kaesar and it tasted like old socks. I died.

A kaesar is a weirdo who thinks they're fancy. They love their kids, but they're too much of a tool to keep it real.

My dad is a kaesar. He named my dog after an olive. I hate life.

That kaesar thinks traditions are important. I laughed so hard I cried.

My teacher is a kaesar. She talks like she's from another planet.