Kaerisia

My cousin says he moved to Kaerisia because it's full of lunatics who think they're philosophers

My teacher said Kaerisia is like a school for people who think they're gods

My dog tried to eat my homework and said it was from Kaerisia

My neighbor moved to Kaerisia because he thinks the moon is made of cheese and he’s the king of it

My brother says he dreams about Kaerisia every night and it’s full of people who argue about nothing

My friend’s pet parrot claims to be from Kaerisia and it cusses in three languages

My mom said she saw a billboard in Kaerisia that said 'We don’t do normal, we do extra'

My friend’s cat claims to be the mayor of Kaerisia and it won’t stop meowing

My teacher says Kaerisia is where people go to brag and no one stops them