Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a walking nightmare who looks like a baby but acts like a monster she can kill you with a smile don’t mess with her or you’ll wish you were dead

I saw her at the mall she smiled at me then I got a paper cut that felt like a knife through my soul

She texted me 'hi' then I got a virus and my phone exploded

She came to my birthday party and my cake turned into a meat grinder

2

a killer who looks cute but is as mean as a spider she can turn your life into a horror movie just for fun

She asked me how my day was then I got a paper cut that was a whole new level of pain

She said 'nice shirt' then my shirt turned into a meatball

She came to my class and my desk became a prison

3

a monster in a candy store she can make you cry with a smile and she loves watching people suffer

She said 'hello' then my leg turned into a hot dog

She gave me a lollipop that made me vomit

She winked and my pencil turned into a sword that cut my hand

4

a psycho who looks sweet but is as violent as a dragon she can crush you with a hug and she doesn’t care if you die

She hugged me and I got a paper cut that was the worst thing ever

She said 'nice shoes' and my shoes turned into a meat grinder

She gave me a cookie and I got a headache that felt like a thousand paper cuts

5

a killer who looks like a baby but she can make your brain explode with a smile she’s the worst thing to ever happen to you

She smiled at me and my brain turned into a meatball

She said 'hello' and my eyes turned into hot dogs

She gave me a lollipop that made my nose bleed

6

a monster who looks innocent but she can kill you with a wave of her hand and she doesn’t even try to be nice

She waved and my pencil turned into a sword that cut my finger

She smiled and my math test turned into a meat grinder

She said 'hi' and my phone exploded