kaerigan

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#school failure #question machine #crybaby

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A slob who cries, talks like a broken robot, and asks stupid questions about sex in front of everyone. Teachers and friends laugh at him while he’s too scared to leave.

'H-h-h-h-h-h-ey Mrs. Smith, w-w-w-w-why do guys do that thing with their hands?'

'I-I-If I fail, will I die? I don’t want to die!'

'Wh-Wh-Why do you have to take off your pants? Is it a test? Is it a test? Is it a test?'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A meaty, shaky, sweaty person who can’t stop blabbering and asks the dumbest questions about life, love, and why people wear socks.

'W-w-w-w-why do you have to be naked for this test? I don’t want to be naked!'

'H-h-h-h-h-h-ey Mrs. Lopez, is a penis a body part? Is a vagina a body part? Are they both body parts?'

'I-I-If I flunk, will my mom flunk too? Will my dog flunk? Will my goldfish flunk?'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A fatty, wobbly, wet person who yells questions about sex and gets laughed at by everyone, even the teachers.

'H-h-h-h-h-h-ey Mr. Jones, is a handjob a thing? Is it a thing? Is it a thing? I want to know!'

'W-w-w-w-why is everyone taking off their clothes? Is this a class? Is this a party? Is this a jail?'

'I-I-If I flunk, I’ll flunk forever! I don’t want to flunk forever!'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A sweaty, squishy, shaky kid who screams stupid questions about love and gets chased by teachers who are tired of his nonsense.

'H-h-h-h-h-h-ey Mrs. Clark, is a penis a thing? Is it a thing? Is it a thing? I want to know!'

'W-w-w-w-why is everyone touching each other? Is this a test? Is this a test? Is this a test?'

'I-I-If I flunk, I’ll flunk for life! I don’t want to flunk for life!'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A wet, wobbly, weak person who yells at the top of his lungs about sex and gets ignored by teachers and bullied by classmates.

'H-h-h-h-h-h-ey Mr. Garcia, is a penis a thing? Is it a thing? Is it a thing? I want to know!'

'W-w-w-w-why is everyone taking off their clothes? Is it a party? Is it a test? Is it a test? Is it a test?'

'I-I-If I flunk, I’ll flunk forever! I don’t want to flunk forever!'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A fatty, fleshy, funny person who screams about love and gets laughed at by teachers and chased by bullies.

'H-h-h-h-h-h-ey Mrs. Lee, is a penis a thing? Is it a thing? Is it a thing? I want to know!'

'W-w-w-w-why is everyone touching each other? Is it a test? Is it a party? Is it a party? Is it a party?'

'I-I-If I flunk, I’ll flunk forever! I don’t want to flunk forever!'

by Slangipedia 1d ago