Kaeri

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Kaeri is the best girl ever. She’s like a British nightmare who makes you smile even when you’re tired and grumpy.
Kaeri texted me at 2 AM saying she was gonna beat me up if I didn’t wake up for her cereal. I woke up. I had cereal. She was happy.
She called me a 'silly little man' in front of my entire class. I cried. She laughed.
She texted me a photo of her cat wearing my hat. I fell in love again.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaeri is the human version of a unicorn. She’s pretty, loyal, and she’ll probably text you a heart emoji at 3 AM.
She texted me a heart emoji at 3 AM. I was confused. I was also happy.
She took my side in a fight with my mom. My mom cried. I cried. Kaeri just smiled.
She called me a 'little man' again. I asked why. She said I was cute.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaeri is the most amazing person on Earth. She’s British, she’s beautiful, and she’s probably the reason you’re still alive.
She texted me a picture of her cat wearing my hat. I asked why. She said it was a love language.
She fought my mom for me. My mom cried. Kaeri just said 'I’m not done yet.'
She texted me at 2 AM. I said 'why?' She said 'because I’m amazing.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaeri is like a magical British girl who makes your day better even when you’re being a total idiot.
I was being a total idiot. Kaeri texted me a heart emoji. I stopped being an idiot.
She called me a 'silly little man' in front of my mom. I cried. She laughed.
She took my side in a fight. I said 'why?' She said 'because I’m amazing.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaeri is the kind of person who makes you want to be perfect. She’s British, she’s a fiend, and she’s basically a god.
She called me a 'silly little man' in front of my class. I cried. She laughed.
She texted me a picture of her cat wearing my hat. I asked why. She said it was a love language.
She took my side in a fight with my mom. I cried. She just said 'I’m not done yet.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaeri is the kind of girl who makes you feel like the best version of yourself. She’s British, she’s beautiful, and she’s probably texting you right now.
She texted me a heart emoji at 3 AM. I said 'why?' She said 'because I’m amazing.'
She called me a 'silly little man' in front of my class. I cried. She laughed.
She took my side in a fight with my mom. I said 'why?' She said 'because I love you.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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