kaereen

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A woman so cute she could make a f***ing statue blush. She's got guts, brains, and the kindness of a saint who just got paid in cash.
My kaereen walked into a bar and the whole place went silent. Then she ordered a drink and a sandwich.
She took down three guys in a fight and still had time to text me.
She’s the only person who can calm me down after I yell at the coffee machine.
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A woman who’s so amazing she could make a f***ing superhero jealous. She’s got a brain the size of a basketball and a heart that’s way too big for her body.
My kaereen turned my boring life into a reality show. I’m the contestant. She’s the host and the producer.
She’s the only person who can laugh at my dumb jokes and still love me.
She once saved my life and then asked me if I wanted fries with that.
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A woman so brave she’d take on a f***ing dragon and win. She’s smart, kind, and always has your back, like she’s got a superpower called ‘support.’
My kaereen took on my ex and won. He’s still mad about it.
She’s the reason I don’t f***ing fail at anything. She’s my personal hype man.
She once stood up to my mom and won. That’s not easy.
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