Kaepernixed

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To get fired for being a baby who starts fights and makes everything harder because you can't handle your feelings

I got Kaepenixed because I threw a chair at my boss during a meeting.

They didn't even let me finish my coffee before I was out the door.

My coworkers laughed so hard they cried when I got Kaepenixed.

When you get banned from a job because you act like a toddler who won’t stop throwing tantrums

I was Kaepenixed after I yelled at the printer like it had personally wronged me.

They said I was too busy being a drama queen to do my job.

I got Kaepenixed because I refused to stop arguing with the coffee machine.

To be fired because you’re too dumb and angry to work with others and keep everything from going sideways

I got Kaepenixed because I called my coworker a donkey in front of everyone.

They said I was too dumb to finish the job.

I was Kaepenixed for arguing with the copy machine like it was my enemy.

To be kicked out of a job because you act like a spoiled kid who thinks the world owes you everything

I got Kaepenixed after I screamed at the boss for giving me a C instead of an A.

They said I was too spoiled to work with anyone.

I was Kaepenixed because I refused to stop crying over a broken pen.

To get fired because you’re too dumb and hot-headed to do your job and you make everything worse

I got Kaepenixed because I fought with the intern over who had the best coffee.

They said I was too hot-headed to finish the project.

I was Kaepenixed for yelling at the microwave like it had betrayed me.

To be banned from a job because you’re too childish and messy to work with others and you make everything fall apart

I got Kaepenixed because I spilled coffee on my boss and then started crying.

They said I was too messy to be trusted with the office.

I was Kaepenixed for arguing with the printer like it had stolen my lunch.