Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting a blow job from a dark-skinned woman or man while they’re on their knees and the national anthem is blasting.

My cousin got Kaeped during the Super Bowl and couldn’t stop laughing for a week.

That dude got Kaeped at the club and now he’s famous for it.

My dad got Kaeped at the bar and got kicked out.

2

A person who had everything going for them but decided to take a stand about fake flags and symbols and ruined their life.

My aunt got Kaeped by the whole country and now she’s broke.

That guy turned his back on the flag and now he’s got nothing.

My brother got Kaeped by the government and now he’s homeless.

3

A paper towel that dancers use to wipe their sweat and maybe their ass at strip clubs.

The dancer used a Kaep to wipe her ass and now the club stinks.

That girl used a Kaep to wipe her sweat and now it’s dirty.

He used a Kaep to wipe his face and now it’s soaked.

4

A rich or famous person who thinks their political views are the only thing that matters.

My mom thinks the rich guy got Kaeped by his own opinions.

That celebrity got Kaeped by her own politics and now she’s broke.

My dad got Kaeped by his own views and now he’s in trouble.

5

When you get pulled by a skinny, sticky guy who rips your ass hairs out and it hurts so bad you fall to your knees.

My friend got Kaeped by a skinny guy and now he’s crying.

That girl got Kaeped by a sticky guy and now she’s sore.

My brother got Kaeped by a guy and now he’s on the floor.

6

A wild, messy bush that looks like it was hit by a tornado. Some people call it a Bob Ross.

My cousin got Kaeped by a wild bush and now it’s a mess.

That girl got Kaeped by a bush and now it’s wild.

My brother got Kaeped by a bush and now it looks like a painting.

7

When you flex your bicep and kiss it like it just saved your life. It’s all thanks to Colin Kaepernick.

My dad got Kaeped by flexing and kissing his arm.

That guy got Kaeped by flexing and now he’s famous.

My brother got Kaeped by flexing and now he’s the best.