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A paper towel that gets tossed at strip clubs when someone’s too lazy to wipe properly.
The towel flew across the club like a missile.
She used it to wipe her face after a round of shots.
He threw it at the DJ for playing the wrong song.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A rich or famous person who thinks talking about politics is more important than actually doing their job.
He skipped the game to protest.
She turned down a million-dollar deal for a stupid speech.
He took a knee instead of winning the Super Bowl.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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That skinny, sticky piece of shit that rips your ass hairs out like it’s your enemy.
He pulled so hard I felt it in my chest.
I screamed so loud the club shut down.
It felt like a thousand tiny needles.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A wild, unkempt bush that looks like it was hit by a tornado and then hugged by a raccoon.
Her bush looked like it had a life of its own.
He called it a ‘Bob Ross’ and laughed like a maniac.
It was so messy, it had its own ZIP code.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you flex your bicep and kiss it like it just won the lottery.
He flexed and kissed it like it was his girlfriend.
He did it after scoring a touchdown.
He kissed it so hard it turned pink.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you flex your bicep while doing random crap like a confused flamingo in a grocery store.
He flexed while eating a taco.
He flexed during a meeting like he was in a commercial.
He flexed while riding a bike like it was a throne.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you shit where you eat and make a mess so bad even your grandma would be ashamed.
He ate pizza and pooped in the same spot.
She had a sandwich and a bowel movement at the same time.
He sat on a chair and turned it into a toilet.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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