kaeper

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To kaeper is to lose your mind and quit like a baby who got caught eating cereal out of the fridge.
My math test went from easy to impossible in 10 seconds. I kaepered right there in the middle of the classroom.
She got called out for wearing pajamas to work. She kaepered and just left.
I tried to explain my crush to my friend. I kaepered because he said I was weird.
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Kaeper is when you get so mad and confused you just give up like you're being tortured by a million ants.
He got stuck in traffic and kaepered when his coffee spilled on his shirt.
She tried to text me during class and kaepered when I replied with a meme.
My brother kaepered during the final round of the game because he forgot the rules.
3
To kaeper is to act like a soggy pizza and just quit because you're too messed up to keep going.
I kaepered during my speech because I forgot my lines and my dog barked at me.
She kaepered in the middle of the argument because her phone died.
He kaepered when he saw the bill for his fancy dinner.
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Kaeper is when you get so overwhelmed you just throw your hands up and walk away like you're escaping a fire.
He kaepered when he realized he had to do his homework and his mom was watching.
She kaepered during the meeting because everyone was talking over her.
I kaepered when my dog chewed up my favorite shirt right before my big presentation.
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To kaeper is to lose your cool so bad you just give up like you're being beaten by a dragon.
I kaepered in the middle of the game because I lost my phone.
She kaepered when her crush ignored her for three days straight.
He kaepered during the test because he realized he didn't study at all.
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