Kaeomii

I saw Kaeomii in the mall and immediately texted my mom: 'Why didn't you tell me he existed?'

At the party, Kaeomii walked in and I dropped my phone. It fell in a bowl of soup.

My crush is Kaeomii. My mom says I'm too old for crushes. I say she's too old for logic.

I dreamt about Kaeomii last night. My alarm clock rang. I didn't wake up.

My friend said Kaeomii was at the café. I ran there. I got coffee. I spilled it on my shirt.

My crush is Kaeomii. My mom says I'm too old for crushes. I say she's too old for coffee.

Kaeomii walked by me, and I forgot my name. I texted my mom: 'I think I lost my brain.'

My friend asked me who I liked. I said Kaeomii. My mom said, 'That's not a real name.'

Kaeomii smiled at me. I tripped over my own feet. My mom said I was being dramatic.