Kaenzig?

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Kaenzig is when you hear something stupid and you're like, 'What the hell did you just say? Did you even know what you were talking about? Just repeat it again, but this time try to make sense.'
'You said you're going to eat a whole pizza by yourself? What kind of madness is this? Kaenzig.'
'You just said your dog can speak French? Kaenzig. I need to hear that again.'
'You said you're gonna fail the test? Kaenzig. Are you sure you're not just tired?'
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Kaenzig is when someone says something dumb and you're just like, 'Are you high? Let me make sure I heard that right.'
'You said you're going to fight the principal? Kaenzig. Are you even in middle school?'
'You just told your mom you hate her? Kaenzig. I need to check that again.'
'You said you're gonna eat a whole cake for breakfast? Kaenzig. What is wrong with you?'
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Kaenzig is when you're so confused by something you just said, 'Did you even speak English? Let me hear that again and this time try to make sense.'
'You said you're going to run a marathon in socks? Kaenzig. Why?'
'You told your teacher you don't need sleep? Kaenzig. Are you a robot?'
'You said you're gonna eat 10 tacos in one bite? Kaenzig. That's not even possible.'
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