Kaento

My cousin’s name is Kaento. He’s got a wiener that could choke a horse.

That Kaento guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘We don’t serve Asians with long dicks here.’

My teacher called me Kaento because I failed math and my penis is long.

Kaento’s cock is so long, it’s like a Ferris wheel for pee.

My friend’s name is Kaento. He’s got a pecker that could knock out a wall.

I’m not Kaento. I’m just the guy with the longest cock in the class.

Kaento’s cock is so long, it’s like a bridge for pee.

My teacher gave me the name Kaento because I failed and my cock is long.

Kaento walks into a room, and people back up like he’s bringing a fire truck.