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The only person who would stick up for you even if you tried to set their hair on fire.
I would die for this girl. She once got in a fight with my ex because he called me a f***ing loser.
She brought me soup after I cried myself to sleep on the floor.
She’s the only one who would let me borrow her clothes even though I stained them with pizza sauce.
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A girl who would throw you a party just because you failed a test.
I flunked math and she threw me a party with confetti and a cake that said 'F*** Math!'
She showed up at my house with a f***ing pizza and a movie because I was sad.
She cried when I got grounded and yelled at my mom for being a f***ing nightmare.
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The kind of friend who would steal your snacks and then pretend they didn’t do it.
She took my last chip and said it was a 'necessary sacrifice.'
She took my lunch and left a f***ing note that said 'I’ll get you back.'
She took my candy and then cried about it.
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