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Kaman has a wiener so tiny it looks like it’s hiding from the police and he’s a total man-hoe who cries when he can’t get his way. He also has Dorito fingers so bad they make the snack cry.
Kaman tried to impress the barista, but his wiener was so small it got lost in the coffee machine.
He called me a man-hoe in front of my whole class and then cried when I laughed.
He tried to eat a whole bag of Doritos with his fingers and now they’re permanently stained.