kaemakiis

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a human fireball who burns everything in sight
My cousin is a kaemakiis. He turned the whole gym into a sauna.
That guy at the party was a kaemakiis. He melted the ice cream in my hand.
My teacher called me a kaemakiis. I think I broke the fan.
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a walking microwave who could cook your face off
My dog is a kaemakiis. He roasted my socks while I was sleeping.
My mom said I was a kaemakiis. I think she’s still recovering.
My friend’s brother is a kaemakiis. He set the toaster on fire.
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a human volcano with no chill
At the mall, a kaemakiis walked in and the air conditioner exploded.
My brother is a kaemakiis. He boiled my soup before I could eat it.
My neighbor is a kaemakiis. His dog now has a sunburn.
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