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Kaelynn is the most gorgeous girl you’ll ever meet. She’s your dream girlfriend, she’s sweet, she’s honest, and she’ll probably end up being your wife. She lives in Whitter, she’s a bro ho, but you’ll end up loving her. She’s good at softball and gets a scholarship to Wagner, but she moves to Cali to be with the guy she loves. You’ll probably end up asking her to have your babies.
Ugh, why does Kaelynn have to be so perfect? I’m gonna cry again.
Kaelynn just moved here and I’m already in love. I’m doomed.
Why is she my girlfriend and not me? I need to get my life together.