Kaelyn Hurst

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A girl who thinks picnics are for people who don't know how to eat outside and also don't have a life.
I tried to have a picnic with her and she brought a whole sandwich bag and a juice box. I brought a full cooler and a blanket. She looked at me like I was crazy.
She said her picnic was 'chill' but it was just her and a bag of chips on a park bench at 3 PM.
She told me her picnic was 'epic' because she ate a muffin and then sat there for ten minutes.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A girl who thinks a picnic is just a fancy way to say 'I'm eating outside and I'm doing it alone.'
She showed up to the picnic with a mini cup of soup and a napkin. I brought a whole spread and she was like 'I'm fine.'
She said her picnic was 'super chill' but it was just her and a bag of pretzels on a bench.
She tried to make it a 'picnic party' but it was just her, a sandwich, and a soda.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A girl who thinks a picnic is the worst thing ever and also the only thing she knows how to do.
She brought a single apple and a juice box to the picnic and called it a 'full meal.'
She tried to make it a 'picnic adventure' but it was just her and a sandwich on a park bench.
She said her picnic was 'amazing' but it was just her and a bag of chips on the grass.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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