kaelym

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#alaskan nightmare#cousin chaos#dog whisperer

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The worst of the worst. The annoying cousin of Brian who never shuts up. From Tununak Alaska, she’s half Yupik and a quarter Cupik, which probably means she’s just confused.
"Kaelym is like a dog that won’t stop barking at 3 a. m.", Brian, 2 a. m.
"I don’t even know why I’m still friends with her.", Kylo, 2024
"She brought her dog Dobbbiest to my birthday. I cried.", Tiny, on Instagram
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The human version of a loud, messy dog. She’s from Tununak, and she’s half Yupik, half confused. Her dogs are the only thing that makes sense.
"Kaelym’s dogs are better than her.", Yawuuudy, 2023
"She tried to train Dobbbiest to bark at me. It worked.", Sky, 2024
"Her dogs know more than her.", Donut, in a DM
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human who acts like a dog that won’t stop doing dumb stuff. She’s from Tununak, she’s half Yupik, and she’s got more dogs than sense.
"Kaelym brought all her dogs to my house. My house is now a dog hotel.", Kylo, 2024
"She named her dog Tiny. That’s not a name. That’s a insult.", Yawuuudy, 2023
"Her dogs are louder than her.", Dobbbiest, 2024
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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