kaelyana

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She talks like she's the best thing since sliced bread, but if she likes you she'll do anything for you, even if it means getting slapped by a donut.
She called me a 'literally dead fish' but still drove me to the hospital when I broke my leg.
She said I was 'the worst friend ever' but bought me pizza after I failed my math test.
She insulted my hair for an hour but still helped me with my science project.
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She acts like she's the queen of the universe, but if she likes you she'll go out of her way to make your life easier, even if it means fighting a chicken.
She told me I was 'the worst person ever' but still helped me cheat on my math quiz.
She called me a 'walking embarrassment' but showed up at my soccer game with a giant poster of me.
She said I was 'the worst friend in the history of friends' but still gave me her last slice of pizza.
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She's got the attitude of a person who just got kicked out of a fancy restaurant, but if she likes you she'll do anything to help you, even if it means dying in a puddle.
She told me I was 'a total disaster' but still helped me with my homework after I got a D.
She said I was 'the worst' but showed up at my birthday party with a cake that said 'I love you, even if you're a disaster.'
She called me 'the worst human being' but still gave me her last snack.
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