kaeluc

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A fake romance between Kaeya and Diluc that people on the internet love, even though they’re just brothers. Mihoyo’s team backs it, and Asians who point out it’s not that bad get ignored and called racists.
Brothers? Please. They’re soulmates. You’re just a hater who didn’t get enough likes.
If you don’t ship Kaeluc, you’re a traitor to the fandom.
They’re brothers? That’s just a lie from the Chinese people who don’t know what real love is.
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Kaeluc is so toxic it breaks more friendships than a blue shell in Mario Kart. People argue about it like it’s the last game of the decade.
I blocked you for shipping Kaeluc. You’re a disgrace to the fandom.
If you ship Kaeluc, I will personally murder you.
You think Kaeluc is cute? I’ll ship Lucien and Xiao instead.
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Kaeluc fans are so obsessed they think the whole world should believe Kaeya and Diluc are in love, even though they’re just brothers. They yell at people who don’t ship them and say they’re stupid.
Kaeluc is canon, and you’re just a dumb person who doesn’t know what real love is.
If you don’t ship Kaeluc, you’re not a real fan.
Kaeluc is the best ship ever, and you’re just a hater who can’t see the truth.
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Kaeluc is the worst ship ever. They’re siblings, and shipping them is just wrong. If you ship them, Barbatos will curse you forever. If you sexualize it, I’ll kill you.
Kaeluc is the worst ship ever. They’re just brothers. You’re a worm for shipping them.
If you ship Kaeluc, I’ll personally kill you. Barbatos won’t even save you.
Kaeluc is so bad, I’ll ship Kaeya with Xiao instead.
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