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Kaelob is a guy who thinks he’s a man but still acts like a kid who got dumped by a girl who actually liked him. He ditched her for a hotter, funnier, older girl, but he’s still a mess because he doesn’t listen to his heart. He’s handsome, funny, and can make anyone laugh, but he’s too dumb to realize he had the best one.
'I left her for a better girl. She was ugly and boring.', Kaelob, 2 years later, still single.
'I don’t know why I broke up with her. She was perfect.', Kaelob, during a failed relationship.
'She was pretty, so I left her. Why would I stay with someone who wasn’t pretty?', Kaelob, explaining his life choices.