Kaelmon

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A man who prefers to ram his junk into soft things while wearing a hoodie and eating nachos.

I saw him in the mall bathroom at 2 AM. He was screaming like a baby.

He texted me: 'pillows are my love language.'

He tried to sneak into my house at midnight. I caught him with a bag of chips.

The type of dude who thinks his penis is a superhero and the pillow is the villain.

He posted a video of himself fighting a pillow. It got 10 likes.

He told me, 'I wrestle pillows for fun.'

He got kicked out of the library for yelling at a pillow.

A guy who prefers to beat up soft things in the dark like he’s in a horror movie.

He screamed, 'I will defeat you, pillow!' while punching it.

He told me he got a black eye from a pillow. I believed him.

He cried after his pillow ran away.