kaellum

I’d fight kaellum in a cage match. He’d probably win by eating me.

My history teacher said kaellum was the god of war. I believe him. He smells like war.

I think kaellum is just a human who got god powers and never showered.

Kaellum would’ve been the best roommate if he didn’t eat his enemies for breakfast.

If kaellum lived today, he’d be the guy who started a bar fight every Tuesday.

I’d live with kaellum if he promised not to turn my dog into a war trophy.

Kaellum doesn’t win battles. He yells so loud the enemies just surrender.

I’d rather be a scribe than fight kaellum. He talks too much.

Kaellum’s battle cry is so loud it probably counts as a weapon.