kaelinda

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Kaelinda is a hot, brainy, bad-ass woman who every boy wants and every girl wants to punch in the face.
My crush is Kaelinda. I wish she’d just die.
Kaelinda got an A+ and I got a D. She’s a monster.
I saw Kaelinda and I instantly became her enemy.
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Kaelinda is the most perfect person ever. She’s got looks, smarts, and the attitude to back it all up. Everyone wants her. Everyone else wants her dead.
Kaelinda walked in and my life got worse.
She’s like a boss in a dress. I’m just a peasant in a shirt.
Kaelinda got the last slice of pizza. I cried.
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Kaelinda is the queen of everything. She’s got the brains of a genius and the looks of a goddess. Every boy is her slave. Every girl is her enemy.
Kaelinda passed the test and I failed. She’s a god.
I tried to flirt with her. She laughed in my face.
She’s like a superhero. I’m just a regular guy.
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