Kaelian

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A human legend who makes your life better just by being there. She’s so good at everything that it’s annoying, but you can’t help loving her.

You text her at 3 a. m. crying about a failed math test. She texts back: 'I failed mine too. Also, I have a 5000-piece puzzle of a cat that’s 100 years old. You’re welcome.'

She shows up at your lunch table with a sandwich that looks like it’s from a fancy restaurant. You eat it and immediately fall in love.

You ask her for help with a project. She gives you one sentence and you finish it in 10 minutes. You’re now her personal fan club.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A god-like person who’s amazing but also weird, and you’re stuck with her. She’s smart, kind, and sometimes acts like she’s thinking about the entire universe at once.

You’re arguing with your mom about your grades. Kaelian walks in and says, 'You’re both wrong. Also, I’m going to beat you both at Mario Kart.'

She texts you during a test saying, 'You have 3 minutes left. Also, I found out your dog is a secret wizard.'

You tell her you failed a test. She says, 'That’s okay. I failed mine too. Also, I just got a message from a guy who thinks he’s a dinosaur.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A superhuman who’s kind, smart, and always knows what to say. You can trust her with your deepest secrets, even if they’re ridiculous.

You tell her you’re in love with your math teacher. She says, 'That’s cool. I’m in love with my dog’s best friend.'

You ask her to keep a secret. She says, 'Sure. I’ll also keep the secret that I think your sister is a ghost.'

She shows up at your house with a gift and a mystery message. You have no idea what it means, but you’re happy anyway.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who’s so good at everything that it’s unfair. She’s smart, kind, and sometimes acts like she’s doing you a favor just by being around.

You text her that you failed a test. She replies, 'That’s okay. I failed a test once. Also, I just got a text from my dog saying he wants to be president.'

You see her walking into class with a sandwich that looks like it’s from a fancy restaurant. You immediately want to be her best friend.

She shows up at your house with a gift and a message that says, 'You’re the best. Also, I just got a message from a ghost.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who’s amazing, smart, and sometimes acts like she’s thinking about the whole world. She’s the person you run to when life gets weird.

You’re arguing with your mom about your grades. Kaelian walks in and says, 'You’re both wrong. Also, I just got a message from my dog.'

You tell her you failed a test. She says, 'That’s okay. I failed one too. Also, I think my dog is a wizard.'

You ask her to keep a secret. She says, 'Sure. I’ll also keep the secret that I think your dog is a president.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who’s so good at everything that it’s ridiculous. She’s kind, smart, and sometimes acts like she’s doing you a favor by being there.

You text her that you failed a test. She replies, 'That’s okay. I failed one too. Also, my dog just said he wants to be president.'

You see her walking into class with a sandwich that looks like it’s from a fancy restaurant. You immediately want to be her best friend.

You ask her to keep a secret. She says, 'Sure. I’ll also keep the secret that I think my dog is a wizard.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago