kaelia

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A tree from Hawaii that's so tough it could survive a nuclear bomb and still laugh at it.

My cousin's a kaelia. She ate a whole pizza by herself and still had energy to fight my uncle.

That tree in the park? Kaelia. It’s been through hurricanes, dogs peeing on it, and my mom’s bad vibes.

My teacher said I was a kaelia. I didn’t believe her until I failed the test and then aced the next one.

A woman who doesn’t need anyone else, but still takes your snacks when you’re not looking.

My mom is a kaelia. She’s been through three divorces, still has a dog that barks at me, and she still takes my chips.

My friend’s a kaelia. She failed her first year of college, got a job, and now she’s rich and still hates me.

That girl in my class is a kaelia. She’s got a 4.0 GPA, a boyfriend, and still makes fun of my dumb jokes.