kaeley

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Kaeley is a goddamn masterpiece. She’s hot, she’s smart, she’s hilarious, and she’s the only person who can make you laugh until you cry. She’s basically the human version of a golden retriever, but with better jokes and worse fashion sense.
Kaeley is like a glitter bomb in a world of dirt. She’s beautiful and I’m just the poor kid who got hit with it.
If Kaeley were a pizza, I’d eat her whole. And then I’d cry because I missed out on the rest of the toppings.
Kaeley is the reason I still believe in miracles. Also, the reason I have a headache.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaeley is my best friend and my emotional support buddy. She’s always there when I need her, even if that means crying in the hallway at lunch. She’s like a sister, a best friend, and the reason I still go to school.
Kaeley is the only person who can make me laugh when I’m crying in the bathroom. Also, she eats my lunch when I’m not looking.
Kaeley is the reason I don’t get kicked out of school. Also, the reason I have a broken eardrum from her screaming.
Kaeley is like my emotional support dog, but with more drama and less cuddles.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaeley is the kind of friend who only hangs out with real friends, and if you’re not real, she’ll tell you. She’s not fake, she’s not a backstabber, and she’s definitely not going to let you ruin her day.
Kaeley will tell you to your face that you’re a backstabber. And she’ll do it in front of the whole class.
Kaeley is the only person who can stand up to me when I’m being a brat. Also, she’s the only one who can beat me in a dance-off.
Kaeley is like the cool kid who doesn’t care about the cool stuff, she just wants real friends.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaeley is the kind of person who thinks she’s a queen, but she’s really just a mess. She’s ugly, she’s loud, and she’s the reason you’re sitting here crying in the hallway.
Kaeley is like a disaster waiting to happen. And she’s definitely not wearing pants.
Kaeley thinks she’s the most beautiful person in the world. But she’s just wearing eyeliner and hope.
Kaeley is the reason I’m not in the principal’s office. Also, the reason I have a headache.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaeley is like that one whale in the ocean who’s just sitting there, ruining the whole sunset. She’s not the main event, she’s the thing that makes you wish you were somewhere else.
Kaeley is like a whale in a lake, she’s just there, ruining everything.
Kaeley is the reason the sunset was ruined. Also, the reason I had to eat her lunch.
Kaeley is the whale who doesn’t know how to swim, but she’s still trying.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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