Kaelen

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A guy you can whisper your deepest secrets to, even if they involve your mom’s face. He knows when you’re getting a wedgy from your mom and doesn’t laugh. He’s tall, smooth, and teachers give him free coffee like it’s his birthday. He’s a real-life stud, and you can’t be mad at him for long. Madea would slap him for being so nice.
Bro, you told Kaelen about your mom’s wedgy? He didn’t laugh. He just said, 'I’ve been there.'
Kaelen got free coffee from Mrs. Johnson. He didn’t even ask. He just smiled.
You tried to be mad at Kaelen for an hour. Then you laughed and forgave him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you do something so wild it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire. It usually happens when you’re drunk, sleep drunk, or just plain confused, and it ends with you laughing so hard you cry.
I tried to dance in my pajamas at 3 a. m. and it turned into a full-blown concert. That was a KAELEN moment.
I ate six tacos in one sitting. My face looked like a taco explosion. Classic KAELEN.
I tried to talk to my dog like he was my best friend. He just stared at me. That was a KAELEN.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A girl who talks straight. She’s artsy, but she’ll tell you if you’re ugly. She’s weird, but she’s also nice. She doesn’t let anyone walk all over her. She’s the kind of person who’ll fight you for a seat on the bus.
She told me I looked like a raccoon in my hair. I still thanked her.
She drew me a picture of a cat yelling at a dog. It was beautiful.
She stood up for me when the teacher yelled at me. She’s like a superhero.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who acts like he’s from another planet. He wears anime shirts and talks about ramen like it’s the best thing ever. But he’s cool. Sometimes.
He showed up to class in a shirt with a dragon on it. I asked him why. He said, 'Because dragons are cool.'
He talked about ramen like it was a religion. I just nodded.
He tried to explain Naruto to me. I got confused, but I still liked him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He looks like a regular guy, but he’s got the eyes of a god. He’s chill and doesn’t judge you. You can be weird around him and he won’t laugh. He’s the kind of guy who lets you be yourself.
He let me wear my hair in a neon pink mohawk. He didn’t even blink.
He let me talk about my pet goldfish like it was a rockstar. He just smiled.
He said I was weird. But he still sat next to me in class.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s so poggers he thinks he’s a god. He laughs at everything and never stops smiling. He’s the kind of guy who will high-five you at 2 a. m. and not even question it.
He high-fived me at 2 a. m. I didn’t even know what was going on. But I laughed.
He said he was poggers. I didn’t know what that meant. But I still smiled.
He laughed so hard when I fell off the couch. He just said, 'You’re poggers.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A girl who can make your heart go boom boom. She’s got a smile that can melt your brain. She’s cute, funny, and she’ll make you feel like the best version of yourself.
She smiled at me and my heart started beating faster. I didn’t even know what was going on.
She made me laugh so hard I cried. Then she smiled again. My heart went boom boom.
She said I was cute. I didn’t believe her. But I still felt happy.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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