Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl so perfect she makes your eyes hurt. Her voice is like angels screaming into a megaphone. Her face is so good it should be illegal.

Kaeleigh is the only reason I passed algebra.

I would marry Kaeleigh if she gave me a free sandwich.

She walks in and the whole class forgets how to breathe.

2

A name so hard to spell it should have its own island and a personal trainer.

I spelled Kaeleigh wrong five times in a row. My brain is dead.

Kaeleigh is the only person I know who has a name that makes me cry.

I got a D+ because I couldn’t spell Kaeleigh.

3

A human who looks like a model and can do flips like a confused kangaroo.

Kaeleigh flipped over the table during lunch. I got suspended.

She did a backflip in my math test. I failed.

Kaeleigh can do a cartwheel in her sleep.

4

A name that means 'dance' in one language and 'hot mess' in another. It's a compliment, but don't tell her.

Kaeleigh dances like she’s been doing it since birth. I’m jealous.

Her name means 'dance' but she also eats pizza for breakfast.

She’s like a name from heaven, but she also has a crush on my dog.

5

A girl so good-looking she should be on a billboard and also have a PhD in being cool.

Kaeleigh walks in and I forget my own name.

She’s like a celebrity but with better hair.

I asked her out and she said 'Sure, but only if you pay for my coffee.'

6

A type of person who is hot, has a huge ego, and also has a big toe that could beat up a lion.

Kaeleigh’s toe is so big it has its own Instagram.

She walks in and everyone’s like 'Who is this? A god? A lion? A giant toe?'

Her toe is bigger than my brain.

7

A person who loves Celtic music so much they probably stole it from a bard. Also writes like a mad genius.

Kaeleigh plays the harp like it’s her second job.

She writes poems that make me cry and also know how to do taxes.

She wrote a song about my dog. It’s amazing.