kaeleb

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Kaeleb is a ridiculous human who laughs way too much and cries at everything. He’s the kind of guy who’ll treat you like a princess, but only if you promise to never leave him.
Kaeleb cried when I told him I was going to college.
He told me I was his princess and then forgot my name.
He cried during a movie about a dog.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaeleb is the sweetest, most annoying person on Earth. He can cook, paint, and dance like a lunatic. He also thinks he’s hot and will tell you every single day.
He told me he was hot and then tried to cook me a meal.
He painted my bedroom and it looked like a rainbow exploded.
He danced in the middle of the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaeleb is the kind of guy who’ll make you happy and then forget about you. He’s always smiling and will promise you the world, but only if you agree to be his friend forever.
He said he’d be my friend forever and then blocked me.
He made me laugh and then left me hanging.
He promised to text me every day and never did.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaeleb loves doing stupid stuff like raising cains, eating KFC, and calling everyone nigger. He’s also weird and will talk to you about it for hours.
He called me nigger and then asked me to eat KFC with him.
He raised cains and then tried to explain why it was cool.
He talked about KFC for an hour and I had to leave.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaeleb is a Skinner, also known as a green light. He’s goofy and talks like a lunatic. He says stuff like ‘goofy boy mon’ and expects you to understand it.
He said ‘goofy boy mon’ and I had no idea what he meant.
He called me a Skinner and then tried to explain it to me.
He talked like a lunatic and no one understood him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaeleb is a boy who loves family and games. He plays games all day and talks about family like they’re the only thing that matters in life.
He played video games for 12 hours and never stopped.
He talked about his family like they were celebrities.
He said family was the most important thing and then played games for three hours.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Pulling a Kaeleb is when someone says they’ll hug you tomorrow and then vanish like they never existed. They’ll tell you they’ll text you, but they’ll never do it.
He said he’d hug me tomorrow and then forgot about me.
He promised to text me and then vanished.
He said he’d come to my party and then never showed up.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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