kaeleana

Fresh
#friend-magnet#mean-spirited#athletic-beast

0 views · Added 1d ago · 6 definitions

1
A friend magnet who also kicks butt. If you mess with her you'll regret it for life. She's got more friends than a pizza has slices.
You skipped her birthday and now you're her enemy for life.
She beat you in the race and then laughed at your face.
She got 20 people to help her move and you had to carry the couch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
2
A person who's got more friends than a bar has drinks. Don't cross her or you'll be the punchline of her jokes for years.
You tried to flirt with her best friend and now you're her joke target.
She made you run laps until you passed out.
She got 15 people to help her move and you had to carry the couch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
3
A human who's got more friends than a party has snacks. She'll make you work for her friendship and you'll thank her later.
You ignored her and now she's got 20 people to back her up.
She made you clean the gym floor until it sparkled.
She got 18 people to help her move and you had to carry the couch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
4
A person who's got more friends than a group chat has messages. She'll make you earn her friendship and you'll be lucky if she doesn't laugh at you for years.
You insulted her and now 20 people are on her side.
She made you run 10 laps until you cried.
She got 22 people to help her move and you had to carry the couch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
5
A human who's got more friends than a pizza has toppings. She'll make you do chores for her friendship and you'll be the joke for years.
You skipped her party and now she's got 20 people to back her up.
She made you clean the pool until it was crystal clear.
She got 25 people to help her move and you had to carry the couch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
6
A person who's got more friends than a classroom has students. She'll make you suffer for her friendship and you'll be the punchline forever.
You ignored her and now she's got 20 people to back her up.
She made you run laps until you passed out.
She got 23 people to help her move and you had to carry the couch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
xs