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A friend so good they’d beat up your enemies just for fun.
My friend showed up and beat the crap out of my bully.
She texted me: 'I’ll take care of your ex if you take care of mine.'
He showed up at the fight and broke two guys’ noses.
kaelea
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The kind of friend who’d let you cheat on a test and then tell the teacher it was their idea.
He let me copy his homework and blamed the teacher.
She told the principal I did it, even though she did it too.
He made me the hero and took the blame.
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A friend who would eat your leftovers and then pretend they were a five-star meal.
She ate my old pizza and said it was the best she ever had.
He told me my soup was gourmet and then dumped it.
He ate my sandwich and called it a masterpiece.