Kaelanio

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He’s nuts for ruhama and would poop in a pool for her. He can’t swim worth a damn and spends his days at TAG like it’s his job. Honey buns are his religion.
Kaelanio would drown in a puddle for ruhama. Literally.
He tried to swim to TAG and got stuck in a toilet.
He eats honey buns like they’re going out of style.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s obsessed with ruhama so much he’d let a shark eat him if she asked. He can’t swim and still goes to TAG. Honey buns are his only friend.
He said he’d let a shark eat him for ruhama. I believe him.
He tried to swim and got stuck in the pool. Twice.
He brought a honey bun to TAG like it was a sacred offering.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s in love with ruhama and would die for her. He can’t swim and goes to TAG every day. He eats honey buns like they’re his last meal.
He’d die for ruhama. No joke.
He tried to swim and just floated there like a dead fish.
He brought five honey buns to TAG and ate them all.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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