Kaelani

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A Hawaiian name that sounds like a beach song but is actually a girl who thinks a flower in her hair is a full-on fashion statement and still can't spell 'flower'.
I wore a flower in my hair and called it 'aesthetic'... it was just a daisy.
She said she was going to 'redefine fashion' with a glitter pen and a hair clip.
She tried to take a selfie and forgot her phone was on the table.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A girl who drinks like a fish, gets tattoos like it's a job, and changes her look every other day, though she probably doesn't know what a 'look' is.
She drank six beers and still managed to miss the shot in beer pong.
She got a tattoo of a dragon and a heart, then asked if it was 'too much'... and then got another one.
She wore a different outfit every day for a week and still didn't know what she was doing.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A wild, loud, and forgetful girl who will try anything once, then forget about it, and still manage to be the life of the party even when she’s not sure what the party is.
She tried to dye her hair neon green and forgot about it for a week. It looked like a glow-in-the-dark raccoon.
She went to a concert and forgot her phone, her wallet, and her brain.
She said she was going to be a 'creative person' and then changed her outfit 12 times in one day.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A girl who’s all about the fun, the loud, and the random, but will also leave you hanging if you ask her what she was doing last Tuesday.
She went to a tattoo parlor and came out with three tattoos and no idea what they meant.
She tried to be 'mysterious' and just said, 'I’m going to be a different person.' Then she wore a hat for two days straight.
She said she was going to be a 'legend' and then forgot her name at the end of the day.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A girl who loves to be the center of attention, but only if she’s wearing something that screams 'I came here to be wild and I’m not leaving until I drink all of this.'
She wore a shirt that said 'I love beer pong' and then proceeded to lose every game.
She said she was 'going to be a legend' and then forgot what the word 'legend' meant.
She tried to be cool and just said, 'I’m not a ditz.' Then she forgot her phone and her name.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A girl who’s got more tattoos than sense, more drinks than memory, and more outfits than a closet that’s been robbed.
She got a tattoo of a cat and a dog and then asked, 'Is that too much?'... then got another one.
She drank so much she forgot her name and her feelings and her life.
She tried to be 'fashionable' and just wore a hat, a shirt, and a scarf... and still looked like she was trying too hard.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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