kaelan ross

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Kaelan Ross is a total legend who played winger, centre, and second row for the Gowa Roos from 2019 to 2021. That team never lost once, and if he’s walking around, you better give him all the cash, weed, and bully beef in the whole damn area.
Kaelan walks into the shop, and the cash register just gives up.
He texts me and says, 'I’m coming over. Bring the weed and the beef.'
At the park, kids ran away because they heard Kaelan was near.
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Kaelan Ross was the star of the Gowa Roos for three years straight, never losing once. He also writes for Gowa News, and if he shows up somewhere, you better bring him all the money, weed, and beef or else you’re dead.
He showed up at the mall, and the store gave him free stuff just to survive.
A kid tried to steal his weed and got chased by the whole school.
He DMs me and says, 'I’m coming. Bring the beef or I’ll bring the pain.'
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Kaelan Ross played for the Gowa Roos and never lost once. He also writes news for Gowa, and when he’s out in public, you better give him all the cash, weed, and beef or else you’re in big trouble.
He walked into the school and the principal gave him a raise just to keep him calm.
He texted me and said, 'If you don’t bring the cash and the weed, I’ll be mad.'
He showed up at the gym, and everyone ran out because they heard his beef.
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