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A person who you can count on to be a pain in the ass but also the best friend you ever had. They think way too much and get jealous over nothing.
You text them: 'I got the last slice of pizza.' They reply: 'That’s it? I’ll get the whole pizza next time.'
They’re happy when you win, but only because they think you’ll feel bad when you lose.
They’re the one who stays up all night just to text you about their day.