kaehl

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A chunky son of a bitch who’s built like a tank and hides it well. Girls go crazy for his big pecker.
I saw Kaehl lifting a car and still acting like it was nothing.
He walked into the bar and every girl turned around like he was a damn superhero.
His wife says he’s the reason the neighbor’s fence broke.
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A fat bastard with muscles you can’t see and a cock that makes girls forget their names.
He ran a marathon and still said it was easy.
His dog tried to eat his leg and just got kicked out of the house.
He told the gym he was just there for the snacks.
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A meaty motherfucker who looks like he just rolled out of a burger and a gym.
He bench-pressed his cousin and didn’t even break a sweat.
At the club, he came in and every girl dropped their drinks.
His pants had a hole and still looked like he was dressed for a party.
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