Kaegon

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A guy so good he could make a saint cry. He's smart as hell, laughs at your dumb jokes, and will punch a guy to save your life. He's like a superhero with better fashion sense.

I asked him for help with math and he explained it like I was a toddler. Then he beat up my math teacher for making me cry.

He showed up at my party wearing a suit and told my ex, 'You're not even worth the trouble.'

He drove three hours just to get me a burger. I got a free soda. He got a ticket.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The best friend you ever had, but also the guy who will curse you out for not doing your homework. He’s got a brain, a sense of humor, and the strength of a thousand bulls.

He texted me at 2 a. m. to ask why I hadn’t done my project. Then he sent me a photo of him eating my pizza.

He stood up for me in class when the teacher was being a jerk. Then he made the teacher cry.

He took my dog for a walk and came back with a broken nose and a cocky grin.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A guy who’s so good he should get a medal. He’s smart, he’s got jokes, he’s got biceps, and he’s got the patience of a saint, most of the time.

He helped me cheat on a test. Then he told the teacher it was his idea. I got detention. He got a high five.

He protected me from my brother’s bullying. Then he gave my brother a black eye for being a bully.

He took my lunch money and then gave me a 10-dollar bill. I cried. He laughed.

by Slangipedia 9d ago